glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

(Source: uglygirlsassociation, via bravenewuniverse)

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44 minutes ago

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#dw 

snazzypotassium:

muggleborns discovering the room of requirement has an internet cafe room

every muggleborn on campus mysteriously disappearing when not in class

(via bumbleshark)

1 hour ago

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#hp 

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

(Source: bullied, via captain-snark)

1 hour ago

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fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

(via bumbleshark)

2 hours ago

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thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.

(via captain-snark)

3 hours ago

90,519 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[niatsahcyrneh]

(via captain-snark)

4 hours ago

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brandx:

mothernaturenetwork:

12-year-old invents Braille printer using Lego set
The Braigo printer cost its inventor about $350, making it more affordable than other Braille printers that can retail for more than $2,000.

And because I seriously side-eye this Western journalism trend of never crediting and NAMING the actual inventors in the headlines (especially when they’re young POC)

this inventor’s name is Shubham Banerjee, and he is making his glorious design completely open source, publishing it online FREE of charge! Just remember this kid’s name before some crusty old white dude “innovates” his design and takes all the credit.

(Source: mothernaturenetwork, via captain-snark)

bombing:

i hate when i’m trying to destroy babies on the train in staring contests and their parents catch me grilling their little ball of sunshine so i have to smile and pretend like i was admiring it. next time that fucking kid is going down

(via captain-snark)

5 hours ago

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Forgotten Fan Fic Friday

mylittlecornerofsherlock:

We all have one or two. Stories we’ve written that we wish had gotten more visibility and feel forgotten in lieu of some other more popular fics. Or maybe you, the reader, know of a GREAT fic that doesn’t have as many hits, kudos, or comments as you think it…

5 hours ago

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